Sunday, October 11, 2009
Mountain Dew Girl
Mountain Dew Girl is a quirky individual whom I often refer to throughout my blog entries. As her name suggests, she's a Mountain Dew addict, and is often found playing mindless online games, eating Fruit By the Foot (the right way), and drinking a cold can of Mountain Dew.
Just how much of an addict is she? Well, for the longest time she had a 300 can+ Mountain Dew tower sitting on our dresser. (Yes, this was the perfect place for it. There were many a night when I crept over to the dresser to grab a pair of pajamas only to have tower come crashing down around me, with the sound of hundreds of aluminum cans filling the silent house.) She has since retired these cans into their boxes, and has a Mountain Dew Jenga Tower that almost touches the ceiling.
You think I'm kidding?
In addition to her Mountain Dew addiction, she has an affinity for online games. (Tetris, mainly.) She is the owner of all 13 Purple Moshi Plums (two of whom have been covered in The Stuffed Animal Biographies.) She currently keeps several at school with her, and the rest at home in a net.
And lastly, although the Mountain Dew Girl is a single girl, she has made clear two very specific notions regarding her future husband:
1.) He must not be Italian.
2.) He must not buy an engagement ring from Jared's.
Why these two things? Well, she absolutely hates pasta, and she hates the Jared's ring commercials!